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Random Nostalgic stuff – 2005

Conversations from Fliss’s 21st

These aren’t exact word for word…but you get the gist

number 1:

Hayden: Hey, Alister…you know how mother koala’s feed their baby’s?
Alister: No, how?
Me: *chuckles*
Hayden: Well…y’know how they have to have bacteria to help digest the gum leaves and stuff…
Alister: Yeah?
Hayden: Well…the babies don’t have that bacteria when they’re new born right…and you’d think the mother would y’know…regurgitate, right?
Alister: Right…
Me: No they actually…
Hayden: Shush shush…i’m saying it…well, they don’t…they shit it out…and the baby eats it.
Alister: yeah right…
Me: No it’s true…we learned it at Uni.
Hayden: So tell me now…do you think koala’s are cute now?
Alister:…actually that’s pretty cool…imagine that here…eat my shit…
Me: lol…

number 2:
Ben was drunk…he’d been to the races.

Ben *to some girl he’s just met*: hey I’m Ben…nice to meet you
Girl: Hey, Ben.
Ben *to me*: Hey, I’m Ben…nice to meet you…
Me: Er…Ben…you know who I am…

number 3:
Me and Ben again. (Ben was still drunk…)

Me: how you been?
Ben: Great, great…
Me: Heard you have your own place now?
Ben: Yeah, it’s cool…and very clean…i clean it all the time…
Me: Really?
Ben: Yeah…i can’t live in filth…gotta keep it clean…y’know vacuum, mop…
Me: Can’t live in a pigsty?
Ben: No…no…have to have my bed made y’know…
Me: Yeah..
Ben: I have like…8 little pillows and they have to be perfect…
Me: i still have my bed frame from when i was 3…
Ben: I have mum and dad’s old bed…I coulda been…conceived on it…
Me: Oooh…kinky…

number 4:

Okay…i’d been at a restaurant for dinner earlier before the party and Matt was working there/

Matt: Hey, enjoy your dinner, Marlz?
Me: Yeah it was great.
Matt: Yeah, that’s because I cooked it all myself…
Me: Yeah, even the fish?
Matt: I caught the fish!

number 5:

Davin *rubbing his right nipple*: Taddy (Chris) just grabbed my nipple…
Me *to Chris*: Nasty…you are nasty…
Chris: You know you love it…*lifts up top* see…see…
Me: Oh…my innocent eyes…
Chris: Come on, Marlz…
Jack: Dude, put away your manboobs…
Chris: Pubes…
Me: Huh?
Chris: Pubes…they’re down there…*points*
Jack: Taddy, do up your fly..

number 6:

Eliott: Is that MMMBOP?
Nathan: No…it isn’t…
Elliott: yes it is…
Me: Yeah it is…
Nathan: *Goes over to cd player and turns it up* oh…yeah…it is…
Elliott: yeah…
Nathan *comes back over, starts singing*: mmmbop…ba da du op…duoa do bop…yeah…*repeats over and over…*
Elliott: Shut up, Noddy! Shut up! *runs off…*
Nathan: *chases him still singing*

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It’s Late!

Yeah, it’s past ten and I’m still on the net.  My brother has friends over…and they’re playing world cup soccer on the XBox, or something.

Anyway, since my last blog, I’ve been slogging away.  Here’s a few things.

  1.  I didn’t get that fundraising job.  And Dad says he never wants me to go and apply for that sort of job, anyway.  Thanks for telling me after the fact…
  2. I might get a job at a childcare, though.  After hours.
  3. The weekend at Northam was fun…and COLD.  It was MINUS 0.5 degrees Celcisus on the Saturday morning!
  4. I’m still working at STAWA
  5. I’m still writing…

And that’s about it.

Oh, ‘Nightmare’ comes out on the 30th of July on itunes here in Australia [Avenged Sevenfold’s new album for anyone who doesn’t know.]  I bought A Beautiful Exchange [Hillsong’s new album] off itunes.

And that’s about it.  So, yes.

“If you want to go fast, go alone. If you want to go far, go together.”

Give thanks to the LORD, for he is good; his love endures forever.
1 Chronicles 16:34  (New International Version)
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It’s Late!

Yeah, it’s past ten and I’m still on the net.  My brother has friends over…and they’re playing world cup soccer on the XBox, or something.

Anyway, since my last blog, I’ve been slogging away.  Here’s a few things.

  1.  I didn’t get that fundraising job.  And Dad says he never wants me to go and apply for that sort of job, anyway.  Thanks for telling me after the fact…
  2. I might get a job at a childcare, though.  After hours.
  3. The weekend at Northam was fun…and COLD.  It was MINUS 0.5 degrees Celcisus on the Saturday morning!
  4. I’m still working at STAWA
  5. I’m still writing…

And that’s about it.

Oh, ‘Nightmare’ comes out on the 30th of July on itunes here in Australia [Avenged Sevenfold’s new album for anyone who doesn’t know.]  I bought A Beautiful Exchange [Hillsong’s new album] off itunes.

And that’s about it.  So, yes.

“If you want to go fast, go alone. If you want to go far, go together.”

Give thanks to the LORD, for he is good; his love endures forever.
1 Chronicles 16:34  (New International Version)