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Conversations from Fliss’s 21st

These aren’t exact word for word…but you get the gist
 
number 1:

Hayden: Hey, Alister…you know how mother koala’s feed their baby’s?
Alister: No, how?
Me: *chuckles*
Hayden: Well…y’know how they have to have bacteria to help digest the gum leaves and stuff…
Alister: Yeah?
Hayden: Well…the babies don’t have that bacteria when they’re new born right…and you’d think the mother would y’know…regurgitate, right?
Alister: Right…
Me: No they actually…
Hayden: Shush shush…i’m saying it…well, they don’t…they shit it out…and the baby eats it.
Alister: yeah right…
Me: No it’s true…we learned it at Uni.
Hayden: So tell me now…do you think koala’s are cute now?
Alister:…actually that’s pretty cool…imagine that here…eat my shit…
Me: lol…

number 2:
Ben was drunk…he’d been to the races.

Ben *to some girl he’s just met*: hey I’m Ben…nice to meet you
Girl: Hey, Ben.
Ben *to me*: Hey, I’m Ben…nice to meet you…
Me: Er…Ben…you know who I am…

number 3:
Me and Ben again. (Ben was still drunk…)

Me: how you been?
Ben: Great, great…
Me: Heard you have your own place now?
Ben: Yeah, it’s cool…and very clean…i clean it all the time…
Me: Really?
Ben: Yeah…i can’t live in filth…gotta keep it clean…y’know vacuum, mop…
Me: Can’t live in a pigsty?
Ben: No…no…have to have my bed made y’know…
Me: Yeah..
Ben: I have like…8 little pillows and they have to be perfect…
Me: i still have my bed frame from when i was 3…
Ben: I have mum and dad’s old bed…I coulda been…conceived on it…
Me: Oooh…kinky…

number 4:

Okay…i’d been at a restaurant for dinner earlier before the party and Matt was working there/

Matt: Hey, enjoy your dinner, Marlz?
Me: Yeah it was great.
Matt: Yeah, that’s because I cooked it all myself…
Me: Yeah, even the fish?
Matt: I caught the fish!

number 5:

Davin *rubbing his right nipple*: Taddy (Chris) just grabbed my nipple…
Me *to Chris*: Nasty…you are nasty…
Chris: You know you love it…*lifts up top* see…see…
Me: Oh…my innocent eyes…
Chris: Come on, Marlz…
Jack: Dude, put away your manboobs…
Chris: Pubes…
Me: Huh?
Chris: Pubes…they’re down there…*points*
Jack: Taddy, do up your fly..

number 6:

Eliott: Is that MMMBOP?
Nathan: No…it isn’t…
Elliott: yes it is…
Me: Yeah it is…
Nathan: *Goes over to cd player and turns it up* oh…yeah…it is…
Elliott: yeah…
Nathan *comes back over, starts singing*: mmmbop…ba da du op…duoa do bop…yeah…*repeats over and over…*
Elliott: Shut up, Noddy! Shut up! *runs off…*
Nathan: *chases him still singing*

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